Bob Ross remixed by PBS
34. Sauce, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted, a vice is renounced and forgiven.
From The Devil’s Dictionary: http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/135245#ixzz21ioPjyIj