Rubes

Billiam Murray!

possible band names

1. Claws sharp
   Being well-informed on a number of subjects. “Reading Mental Floss keeps your claws sharp.”
2. Focus your audio
   Listen carefully. “Shut your trap and focus your audio. This is important.”
3. Gin mill cowboy
   A bar regular. (A gin mill is a bar.) “Cliff Clavin was the _flossiest gin mill cowboy of all time.”
4. Lead sled
   A car, specifically one that would now be considered a classic model. “His parents gave him their old lead sled for his sixteenth birthday.”
5. Noodle it out
   Think it through. “You don’t have to make a decision right now. Noodle it out and call me back.”
6. Pearl diver
   A person who washes dishes. “I’m just a pearl diver at a greasy spoon, but it’s a job.”
7. Slated for crashville
   Out of control. “That girl’s been in college for five minutes and is already slated for crashville.”
8. Threw babies out of the balcony
   A big success; interchangeable with “went down a storm.” “I was afraid the party would suck, but it threw babies out of the balcony.”
9. Zonk on the head
   A bad thing. “It stormed all night and we lost power, but the real zonk on the head was when hail broke the bedroom window.”

(Source: nevver)